Location: Chicago, Illinoise

I pitch for the Chi. White Sox and in the winters I go back to Terre Haute which is wear I am from.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

The Sox Are Champs Al

So Al I was talking to T-Mac Carver in the clubhouse last night and he said to me Jackie I do not know why he called me Jackie it is what my old mam called me but any 1 else who does I usually punch in the nose but I had cups of Cold Duck in each hand and so I did not punch Carver but any rate he says to me Jackie How does it feel to win your first World Serious in 88 years and I said Beats me I have only been here 2 years and Carver said How special is it for the people of Chicago and I said I am from Terre Haute. Then Carl Everett grabd hold of the waste band of Carver's shorts and Carver made a little noise. That did not stop him long next Carver askt me Jackie talk about Ozzie Guillen what has he meant to this club. I said Carver he has meant a 8 month ear ache and I will be happy not to listen to his guff for the next winter or so and Ozzie Guillen passed by and got me in a head lock and gave me a Dutch Rub. Then Carver said to me Jackie how do you grip a 4 seam fast ball and I said whatever way it comes to me from the god damn catcher I was getting a little steamed Al but little Gucci passed by and Carver askt him how it felt to win his first World Serious in 88 years and Gucci said "Ate beer! Ate beer! " and poured an Old Style on Carver the boys chuckled at that.

Now I dont know what I will do for the winter Al I seem to have spent my pay and I already told Carl Everett that I would sine my Serious check over to the Carl Everett Intelligent Design Museum in Balk Springs Texas they need it to help people know that devolution is only a theory well Al there is always my old job reshelfing sports documentarys at the Block Buster in Terre Haute. I may bring Gucci with me as he needs to learn some language if he expects to play in America next year and he can shelf the Anime for he knows the Asian American alphabit.


Blogger Gus and Fer said...

Mr Keefe, your "inside" perspective has been a treat all season long, and especially in October.

Enjoy your winter in Terre Haute and come back in the spring, ready to compete for a job with the Serious champs.

9:53 AM  
Blogger Eddie said...

Keefe, you will never have to pay for a drink in Chicago or Terre Haute again.

12:23 PM  
Blogger Mr. Faded Glory said...

The entire Carver bit was Gold.

I want to give you a Dutch Rub.

2:52 PM  
Blogger Mr. Faded Glory said...

Somewhere, somehow Ring Lardner is smilin'

4:18 PM  

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